Even if You Just Think of Antler as a Vitamin

Now that we’ve priced GF 8,500 like a vitamin, at $100 per bottle, and as it contains every known beneficial substance known to man, why not just think of GF 8,500 as the most comprehensive vitamin on earth – instead of doubting it as a growth hormone product. This way, you get all the benefits – especially the growth hormone benefits, despite being a doubting dumbass. Now here’s some fantastic advice: Stop being a dumbass, buying bogus HGH from some cocaine dealer at your gym, and injecting God only knows what into your body, probably Mexican piss. Every time I converse with these idiots, I can literally smell the Mexican urine exuding from their not so perfect bodies. Trust me on this: I’ve been that dumbass. Moreover, I’ve tested these ‘gym’ sold HGH kits, and in 7 years – NOT A ONE HAS BEEN LEGIT! Again, my best advice: DON’T BE A DUMBASS!!

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Now: Growth Factor Suspended in Either Alcohol or Water

151+ proof grapeseed alcohol is critical to the growth factor extraction process, and for their optimization and preservation, but, over the past seven years, I’ve had many folks complain about the heavy alcohol content of our product, and yet when I switched to a 1:1 mix adding distilled water, others complained there’s not enough alcohol, that they like the burn. So now I offer both suspensions. Although both preparations carry identical concentrations of antler, one provides a heavy alcohol burn, where the other feels light and minty. In truth, they work exactly the same, they just feel different under your tongue. If you have a preference, please let me know, and I’ll sell you what you want.

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Get a Personal Training Plan with a Year’s Purchase of GF

I’ve observed countless people over the past 34 years in the gym, who have dutifully showed up, year after year, only to conduct worthless workouts and never make progress. And this happens for countless reasons, not just a lack of physio-kinetic knowledge: They talk non-stop…ie bother the ladies, they have no plan, they have no workout or schedule, or they’re lunatics wrapped around the axle, counting reps and weights and time, all at the expense of a legitimate workout. So, if this is you, and you purchase a year of GF, let’s sit down and talk through it all, where we can formulate a plan that you’ll stick with and reap results.

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Consistency – The Second Most Important Variable to Looking Good

Cosmetic Success is not about how hard you work-out, or how many steroids you gobble; the second most important variable to diet is consistency. An extremely moderate exercise program can provide unparalleled results – IF – you keep at it several times a week without exception. Honestly, the best I ever looked, was when I exercised 4 days a week for 20 minutes, and it wasn’t intense or heavy lifting. I did however, workout intelligently: I never missed workouts, ate correctly, and worked each muscle group twice a week for at least 12 sets, from 3 angles, and switched movements with each workout. A consistent and intelligent program is the key to success. If you’re eating correctly and need assistance formulating your program, we can discuss it the next time you buy antler.

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Healing Faster with Growth Factor 8,500

Most people take GF 8,500 mg with hopes of looking and or performing better; most overlook the healing properties. In the context of healing, ‘growth factors’ would be more accurately characterized as – ‘repair factors.’ These days, when I catch a black-eye, it’s gone within days, whereas it used to take a month. And I’ve noticed accelerated healing with countless injuries. Today, I’m suffering a cracked skull, traumatic brain damage (which is new to me and really sucks), and a middle ear blood clot. I know GF 8,500 will heal me faster than anything the doctors might prescribe. Although I’ll concede the docs at Parkland saved my life, and I’m thankful, their meds actually made me feel worse, so I stopped taking them. If you’re having surgery, tore something, or have joint and muscle pain, GF can work magic, at a magic price. In a few weeks, I expect, I’ll be writing about another miraculous recovery.

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Training around Serious Injuries

I’ve never gone a week without exercise, much less three weeks, and yet, that’s my reality now as I recover from a head injury. The doctors even say, my best friend, Derek Schoppa MD included, that I can’t over-exert myself for the next year…or even get my brain warm! So my life is going to look very different this year. With normal joint and muscle injuries, I tell people to work around the pain, and use light weights or different movements, but my current predicament is more all-encompassing. I imagine I’ll be conducting cable and pulley movements only, using no weight to speak of, and will stick with super-high repetitions. At this point, still in bed, that’s my best guess. Oddly, now three weeks in bed, I haven’t noticed any atrophy. But it’s only been three weeks, and that will change. Whatever. Anything is doable. When I’m back on my feet, I’ll figure it out, and I’ll keep you posted.

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We’re in Business – However I Regrettably Remain Unavailable

I am back from all travels this year but have been further waylaid by bizarre medical circumstances (got bush-wacked from behind), so please be patient, I hope to be available soon. For those in need of Growth Factor 8,500 mg, we are promptly fulfilling website orders, or for those in Dallas wanting a personal touch, GF can be purchased directly at Guy Mezger’s Combat Sports Club. (And while you’re there, you might consider getting in a good workout) Sorry I remain personally unavailable.

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Two for One Growth Factor: This Month Only

I’ve continually improved our GF Antler formula over the past seven years, continually improving quality and concentrations, from 1,500 milligrams to 4,500 milligrams and eventually to 8,500 milligrams – while cutting our pricing by 50%! In these continuing efforts to provide the world’s finest GF product, we’ve also included the most potent sources included by the Russian Olympic Team: Mucuna Pruriens, Black Ant Powder, Suma Root, Red Korean Ginseng, Aloe Vera, and Black Nettle – all with multiple benefits. Also, in this quest to provide the best, we’ve stockpiled a great deal of old inventory which I’ve used for studies on drug addicts, athletes, and wounded warriors. But now it’s time to clear off the shelves. Anyone who orders a new bottle of GF 8,500 will be rewarded with a second bottle of old inventory free. (But have no fear, our ‘original stuff’ is still the best and carries a 50 year shelf life). If you purchase off our site – a second bottle will be included, or you can run me down on the street, where I spend most of my time turning circles.

When people ask if I look the way I do because I take GF, this is my answer: I could never look this way without GF, but it’s merely one piece to a larger formula including diet and exercise.

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NO Plastic Waste in Over a Year

I used to contribute 1,800+ water bottles per year to the landfill; this past year – not once. Exactly one year ago, I purchased a ‘Model 200’ water distiller from ‘H20 Labs,’ for $200…includes tax and shipping. Ever since, I’ve made two gallons per day of perfectly purified water without a single hiccup. If you love the planet, or anything or anyone else for that matter, stop making trash. Buy a distiller!

a h2oOne fine piece of equipment! The Model 200 by H20 Labs.

 

 

 

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Synthetic HGH – Can Lead to Heart-Attack and Stroke

I’ve been a continuous HGH, then antler user since 1992, why? (Real HGH, straight from the pharmacy) Because my body-fat shot down to 5%. But I noticed NO performance or muscle growth while taking synthetic HGH. During this time, from 1992 to 2011, my hematocrit was always lethal, around 54+, despite taking an aspirin a day and donating blood every few months. I figured my thick blood must be the result of diet, steroids, or genetics, but it wasn’t. After converting to antler, after 20 years of pushing sludge through my veins, my hematocrit fell to normal, my body-fat remained at 5%, and for the first time, I noticed strength and performance gains, not to mention, I cut my monthly ‘hormone outlay’ from $2,500 to $100. Please read all about antler under our toolbar header: Buy Growth Factor 8,500. No need to have a heart-attack and die.

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