What’s Up with Fat Lifeguards?

At 48 years old, I should be looking at the 16 year old lifeguards and saying – wow, what I wouldn’t give to be 16 again – right?  Instead I’m repulsed.  They’re all fatties.  If someone tried gifting these gals into my harem (figuratively speaking), I’d put them to work in the fields.  America’s food addiction is completely out of control – but our eating should be completely controlled – just like our work schedule, exercise and finances.  Our eating should be planned, should meet our exact nutritional needs and happen every 2-3 hours like clockwork.  When our eating is whatever whenever and however much – we end up with fat lifeguards at 16!  And it’s all downhill from there.

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